Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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