its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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