sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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