he shaved USA in his pubs
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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