But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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