don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
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He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
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