I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
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Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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