"it" just moved
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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