I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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