I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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