I hate your face
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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