no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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