just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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