Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
