do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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