Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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