I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
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Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
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Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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