i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I supernannyed him into submission
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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