I can tuck mytits in my pants
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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