That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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