every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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