So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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