weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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