Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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