its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
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Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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