You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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