so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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