I swear she didn't look like that last week.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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