And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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