I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
