i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Randomize