If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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