Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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