Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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