I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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