it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
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