he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
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I just had sex on a roof
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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