I don't think brook has ever known best
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
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there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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