Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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