do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I got her a Nickelback box set.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
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Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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