i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
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You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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