He is an equal opportunity slut.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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