Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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