i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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