So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
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