All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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