Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
The power of my boobs compel you
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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