So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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