brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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