Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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