She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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