A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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