The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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