New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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