we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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